Collection: Customizable Gag Prescription Strength Labels for Booze

Finally, a prescription people actually enjoy filling.
These customizable Prescription-Strength Alcohol Labels turn any bottle into the funniest, most personal gift on the table. Add the patient’s name, diagnose them with whatever “condition” they’re dealing with, and sign off as the prescribing doctor — yes, you. The result is a bottle that feels tailor-made for the moment.

Perfect for birthdays, holidays, office parties, breakups, moral support, questionable life choices, and every “I need a drink” situation in between.

Just peel, personalize, stick, and hand it over.
Instant laughter. Zero side effects. (Unless you count honesty.)

• Great for coworkers
• Dangerous for friends
• Therapeutic for everyone

Browse the full set and write your own questionable medical advice.