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The result is a bottle that feels tailor-made for the moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"849\" data-end=\"998\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, holidays, office parties, breakups, moral support, questionable life choices, and every “I need a drink” situation in between.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1000\" data-end=\"1115\"\u003eJust peel, personalize, stick, and hand it over.\u003cbr data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1051\"\u003eInstant laughter. Zero side effects. (Unless you count honesty.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1117\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003eGreat for coworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1117\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003eDangerous for friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1117\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003eTherapeutic for everyone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1192\" data-end=\"1259\"\u003eBrowse the full set and write your own questionable medical advice.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-gag-prescription-label-for-alcohol-wine-bottles-use-a-personalized-removable-sticker-for-vodka-tequila-or-whiskey-bottle-not-a-boring-wine-gift-bag-drinking-accessories-for-men-women","title":"Funny Gag Prescription Label for Alcohol \u0026 Wine Bottles - Use A Personalized Removable Sticker for Vodka, Tequila, or Whiskey Bottle Not A Boring Wine Gift Bag - Drinking Accessories for Men \u0026 Women","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the Classy Wino Funny Prescription Pill Bottle Label—a gag gift that guarantees laughter and steals the show at any gathering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForget the yawn-inducing wine bags and gift cards; here's a prescription for pure fun! Looking for quirky accessories to spice up your parties? This is it! From \u003cstrong\u003eretirements, congratulations, or a 21st birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e, these unique gifts for women are your ticket to being the life of the party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCompatible with all booze bottles, this versatile sticker transforms any bottle into a 'prescribed' laugh. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003evodka\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etequila\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewhiskey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eHost or hostess, male or female, this is the ultimate present for drinker buddies at any bachelorette or housewarming event. It's all the party essentials you didn't know you needed! Why \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThis Prescription Label is Your Best Bet: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e1. DIY Personalization: Our label features fill-in-the-blank spaces, allowing you to write your own 'prescription,' including your name and the \"patient's\" name. 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